« Albuquerque Tribune Offers Primary Candidate Profiles | Main | Saturday Morning Funnies »

Friday, May 19, 2006

Fried Friedman Smokes With the Neocons

FriedmanI've never been a fan of New York Times writer Tom Friedman. I think he's one of the most overrated reporters in the world and I certainly couldn't support his zesty passion for attacking Iraq, er, for bringing democracy to the Middle East. I think he's a pompous and self-serving dreamer who keeps insisting, despite all evidence to the contrary, that we're doing just fine in Iraq and will be leaving shortly.

After all, as they stand up, we stand down. Ouch. The scary thing is that he really seems to believe his own schtick. It is said that if you repeat a lie long enough, you'll begin to believe it's the truth.

Now Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting has compiled a one and half year record of his predictions that we'll be withdrawing from Iraq in six months (or a few weeks or a few months or 9 months). Regardless of what happens in Iraq, Friedman keeps making the same prediction that another six months will do the trick. Over and over and over again. Reality never penetrates and he never changes his tune. Consider:

"The next six months in Iraq—which will determine the prospects for democracy-building there—are the most important six months in U.S. foreign policy in a long, long time." (New York Times, 11/30/03)

"What I absolutely don't understand is just at the moment when we finally have a UN-approved Iraqi-caretaker government made up of—I know a lot of these guys—reasonably decent people and more than reasonably decent people, everyone wants to declare it's over. I don't get it. It might be over in a week, it might be over in a month, it might be over in six months, but what's the rush? Can we let this play out, please?" (NPR's Fresh Air, 6/3/04)

"What we're gonna find out, Bob, in the next six to nine months is whether we have liberated a country or uncorked a civil war." (CBS's Face the Nation, 10/3/04)

"Improv time is over. This is crunch time. Iraq will be won or lost in the next few months. But it won't be won with high rhetoric. It will be won on the ground in a war over the last mile." (New York Times, 11/28/04)

"I think we're in the end game now…. I think we're in a six-month window here where it's going to become very clear and this is all going to pre-empt I think the next congressional election—that's my own feeling— let alone the presidential one." (NBC's Meet the Press, 9/25/05)

"Maybe the cynical Europeans were right. Maybe this neighborhood is just beyond transformation. That will become clear in the next few months as we see just what kind of minority the Sunnis in Iraq intend to be. If they come around, a decent outcome in Iraq is still possible, and we should stay to help build it. If they won't, then we are wasting our time." (New York Times, 9/28/05)

"We've teed up this situation for Iraqis, and I think the next six months really are going to determine whether this country is going to collapse into three parts or more or whether it's going to come together." (CBS's Face the Nation, 12/18/05)

"We're at the beginning of I think the decisive I would say six months in Iraq, OK, because I feel like this election—you know, I felt from the beginning Iraq was going to be ultimately, Charlie, what Iraqis make of it." (PBS's Charlie Rose Show, 12/20/05)

"The only thing I am certain of is that in the wake of this election, Iraq will be what Iraqis make of it—and the next six months will tell us a lot. I remain guardedly hopeful." (New York Times, 12/21/05)

"I think that we're going to know after six to nine months whether this project has any chance of succeeding. In which case, I think the American people as a whole will want to play it out or whether it really is a fool's errand." (Oprah Winfrey Show, 1/23/06)

"I think we're in the end game there, in the next three to six months, Bob. We've got for the first time an Iraqi government elected on the basis of an Iraqi constitution. Either they're going to produce the kind of inclusive consensual government that we aspire to in the near term, in which case America will stick with it, or they're not, in which case I think the bottom's going to fall out." (CBS, 1/31/06)

"I think we are in the end game. The next six to nine months are going to tell whether we can produce a decent outcome in Iraq." (NBC's Today, 3/2/06)

"Can Iraqis get this government together? If they do, I think the American public will continue to want to support the effort there to try to produce a decent, stable Iraq. But if they don't, then I think the bottom is going to fall out of public support here for the whole Iraq endeavor. So one way or another, I think we're in the end game in the sense it's going to be decided in the next weeks or months whether there's an Iraq there worth investing in. And that is something only Iraqis can tell us." (CNN, 4/23/06)

"Well, I think that we're going to find out, Chris, in the next year to six months—probably sooner—whether a decent outcome is possible there, and I think we're going to have to just let this play out." (MSNBC's Hardball, 5/11/06)

I'm all for optimism, but this constantly expanding "window of opportunity" thing is beginning to feel like a never-ending story, a fantastical fairytale. Unfortunately, there's lots of real blood and guts and brains exploding out of bodies in Iraq, as the dreamers dream on. The neocons' strange addiction to the myth of spreading of democracy at gunpoint, The Decider's unyielding wet dreams of triumph despite growing chaos and Friedman's fried and phony predictions -- all products of reality-challenged egos disconnected from how the world really works and how people really bleed. These kinds of things always looks good on paper. Not so good where the boots hit the sand.

Hookah_1I've decided that Friedman must be smoking the same thing Bush and his neocons have been inhaling. He sounds less like a factual reporter and more like another shill for BushCo with each passing week.

And no, Tom, the world isn't flat at all -- it's tilted to favor rich oligarchists, monopolists, slave labor employers and greedy militarists, to the detriment of ordinary people everywhere. Stop sucking on the hookahs with the neocons and "free" traders and you'll see. Just say no.

May 19, 2006 at 04:54 PM in Iraq War, Media | Permalink

Comments

A few months back, with Hamas being elected by the Palestinians and todays report that the Talaban is returning to Afghanistan seems to says a lot about how well this whole democracy in the Middle East thing is playing out. Will "Clueless George" ever get it???

Posted by: VP | May 19, 2006 8:04:10 PM

Lou Dobbs came out today saying the the war is esculating. Things are heating up in Ramadi. What a mess.

Posted by: qofdisks | May 19, 2006 10:39:35 PM

Post a comment







Want this badge?

Archives

Categories

Photo Albums

Jerome Armstrong: Crashing the Gate: Netroots, Grassroots, and the Rise of People-Powered Politics (Paperback)

  • Tom Hamburger: One Party Country: The Republican Plan for Dominance in the 21st Century

    Tom Hamburger: One Party Country: The Republican Plan for Dominance in the 21st Century

  • Gary Hart: The Courage of Our Convictions: A Manifesto for Democrats

    Gary Hart: The Courage of Our Convictions: A Manifesto for Democrats

  • James Moore: The Architect: Karl Rove and the Master Plan for Absolute Power

    James Moore: The Architect: Karl Rove and the Master Plan for Absolute Power

  • Dana R. Fisher: Activism, Inc.: How the Outsourcing of Grassroots Campaigns Is Strangling Progressive Politics in America

    Dana R. Fisher: Activism, Inc.: How the Outsourcing of Grassroots Campaigns Is Strangling Progressive Politics in America

  • Sidney Blumenthal: How Bush Rules: Chronicles of a Radical Regime

    Sidney Blumenthal: How Bush Rules: Chronicles of a Radical Regime

  • Peter W. Galbraith: The End of Iraq: How American Incompetence Created a War Without End

    Peter W. Galbraith: The End of Iraq: How American Incompetence Created a War Without End

  • John Tirman: 100 Ways America Is Screwing Up the World

    John Tirman: 100 Ways America Is Screwing Up the World

  • Amy Goodman: Static: Government Liars, Media Cheerleaders, and the People Who Fight Back

    Amy Goodman: Static: Government Liars, Media Cheerleaders, and the People Who Fight Back

  • Ron Suskind: The One Percent Doctrine

    Ron Suskind: The One Percent Doctrine

  • Lawrence Wright: The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11

    Lawrence Wright: The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11

  • Frank Rich: The Greatest Story Ever Sold: The Decline and Fall of Truth from 9/11 to Katrina

    Frank Rich: The Greatest Story Ever Sold: The Decline and Fall of Truth from 9/11 to Katrina

  • Noam Chomsky: Hegemony or Survival: America's Quest for Global Dominance (The American Empire Project)

    Noam Chomsky: Hegemony or Survival: America's Quest for Global Dominance (The American Empire Project)

  • John Dean: Conservatives Without Conscience

    John Dean: Conservatives Without Conscience

  • Thomas E. Ricks: Fiasco: The American Military Adventure in Iraq

    Thomas E. Ricks: Fiasco: The American Military Adventure in Iraq

  • Thom Hartmann: Screwed: The Undeclared War Against the Middle Class -- And What We Can Do About It (BK Currents)

    Thom Hartmann: Screwed: The Undeclared War Against the Middle Class -- And What We Can Do About It (BK Currents)

  • Rajiv Chandrasekaran: Imperial Life in the Emerald City: Inside Iraq's Green Zone

    Rajiv Chandrasekaran: Imperial Life in the Emerald City: Inside Iraq's Green Zone

  • Ben Barnes: Barn Burning Barn Building: Tales of a Political Life, From LBJ to George W. Bush and Beyond

    Ben Barnes: Barn Burning Barn Building: Tales of a Political Life, From LBJ to George W. Bush and Beyond

  • David Sirota: Hostile Takeover: How Big Money and Corruption Conquered Our Government--and How We Take It Back

    David Sirota: Hostile Takeover: How Big Money and Corruption Conquered Our Government--and How We Take It Back

  • Eric Boehlert: Lapdogs: How the Press Rolled Over for Bush

    Eric Boehlert: Lapdogs: How the Press Rolled Over for Bush

  • Taylor Branch: Pillar of Fire: America in the King Years 1963-65

    Taylor Branch: Pillar of Fire: America in the King Years 1963-65

  • Glenn Greenwald: How Would a Patriot Act? Defending American Values from a President Run Amok

    Glenn Greenwald: How Would a Patriot Act? Defending American Values from a President Run Amok

  • Sam Seder: F.U.B.A.R.: America's Right-Wing Nightmare

    Sam Seder: F.U.B.A.R.: America's Right-Wing Nightmare

  • Al Gore: An Inconvenient Truth

    Al Gore: An Inconvenient Truth

  • Greg  Palast: Armed Madhouse

    Greg Palast: Armed Madhouse

  • Robert Scheer: Playing President: My Relationships with Nixon, Carter, Bush I, Reagan, and Clinton--and How They Did Not Prepare Me for George W. Bush

    Robert Scheer: Playing President: My Relationships with Nixon, Carter, Bush I, Reagan, and Clinton--and How They Did Not Prepare Me for George W. Bush

  • James Carroll: House of War

    James Carroll: House of War

  • Nir Rosen: In the Belly of the Green Bird: The Triumph of the Martyrs in Iraq

    Nir Rosen: In the Belly of the Green Bird: The Triumph of the Martyrs in Iraq

  • Michael R. Gordon: Cobra II: The Inside Story of the Invasion and Occupation of Iraq

    Michael R. Gordon: Cobra II: The Inside Story of the Invasion and Occupation of Iraq

  • Madeleine Albright: The Mighty and the Almighty: Reflections on America, God, and World Affairs

    Madeleine Albright: The Mighty and the Almighty: Reflections on America, God, and World Affairs

  • Kevin  Phillips: American Theocracy: The Peril and Politics of Radical Religion, Oil, and Borrowed Money in the 21st Century

    Kevin Phillips: American Theocracy: The Peril and Politics of Radical Religion, Oil, and Borrowed Money in the 21st Century

  • Bill Lofy: Politics the Wellstone Way: How to Elect Progressive Candidates and Win on Issues

    Bill Lofy: Politics the Wellstone Way: How to Elect Progressive Candidates and Win on Issues

  • Robert Baer: See No Evil: The True Story of a Ground Soldier in the CIA's War on Terrorism

    Robert Baer: See No Evil: The True Story of a Ground Soldier in the CIA's War on Terrorism

  • Jared Diamond: Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed

    Jared Diamond: Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed

  • James Risen: State of War : The Secret History of the C.I.A. and the Bush Administration

    James Risen: State of War : The Secret History of the C.I.A. and the Bush Administration

  • Matthew  Kerbel: Get This Party Started: How Progressives Can Fight Back and Win

    Matthew Kerbel: Get This Party Started: How Progressives Can Fight Back and Win

  • Bill  Richardson: Between Worlds: The Making of an American Life

    Bill Richardson: Between Worlds: The Making of an American Life

  • Mark Crispin Miller: Fooled Again

    Mark Crispin Miller: Fooled Again

  • Frances Moore Lappe: Democracy's Edge: Choosing to Save Our Country by Bringing Democracy to Life

    Frances Moore Lappe: Democracy's Edge: Choosing to Save Our Country by Bringing Democracy to Life

  • John  Perkins: Confessions of an Economic Hit Man

    John Perkins: Confessions of an Economic Hit Man

  • Copyright ©