You Be the Judge

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Here's Cheney at a briefing this week with Bush and Chinese President Hu. Many people believe he's napping, or passed out, or something. However, Cheney's apologists claim he was merely reading his notes. I don't know, do people usually rest their heads on their chests when they read?

Perhaps Dick is really just dreaming of quail hunting trips past, or visualizing war, or free-associating about torture or imagining oil rigs in the Arctic. But I, for one, believe he's snoozing, like the crochety old chickenhawk he is. The light of day can be daunting to vampire-like  creatures who spend most of their hours in cavelike bunkers. Watch out if he starts wearing capes....